Played By: Fine Point
Name: Pashen, The Static, The Something-Nothing, God, The Narrator, The Great Paradox
[Passion]
Gender: Irrelevant
Age: Irrelevant
Height: Irrelevant
Universe: 1
Classification: God
Estimated Power Level: At Least High 1-A (High Outerverse Level)
Simplified Abilities: Plot Manipulation
Weaknesses: None Notable
Personality: Paradoxical, Story-Oriented
Background: Your narrator. Kind of. It's the ultimate authority on this series of narratives. They're formless, boundless, and completely paradoxical, defying all conventional concepts and logic if they wanted to. Oh yeah, we're on some Suggsverse-Cthulu-Elder Scrolls stuff now! They're the smallest worm, and also the largest cosmos. They exist and they don't, they're something and they're nothing, like static on a TV screen. Their perfect mercy is only rivaled by their absolute wrath. They only have one stable goal: to create a story that's (hopefully) enjoyable to read.
They're also the personification of Pashen. Is that confusing?
P.S. Their favorite character is Fine Point, which might explain a lot.
Family: Squishy (Idea)